Alice in Wonderland

[Mrs. Nesbit]

A Very Merry Unbirthday

A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you, A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you,
It's great to
Drink to someone ,
And I guess that
You will do,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you!

statistics prove that you've
one birthday
one birthday every year
but there are 364 un birthdays
that is why we are all gathered here

a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
thats how we sing the day away
a verry merry unbirthday
to all

[Mrs. Nesbit]

Painting the Roses Red

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
We dare not stop
Or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red

Oh, painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
Because we know
They'll cease to grow
In fact, they'll soon be dead
And yet we go ahead
Painting the roses red

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red

Oh, pardon me
But Mister Three
Why must you paint them red?

Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, Miss
We planted the white roses by mistake
And...

The Queen she likes 'em red
If she saw white instead
She'd raise a fuss
And each of us
Would quickly lose his head

Goodness!

Since this is the part we dread
We're painting the roses red

Oh, Dear! Then let me help you

Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Don't tell the Queen what you have seen
Or say that's what we said
But we're painting the roses red
Yes, painting the roses red
Not pink
Not green
Not aquamarine
We're painting the roses red!

[Mrs. Nesbit]

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The walrus and the carpenter
Were walking cross the land
The beach was wide from side to side
But much to full of sand
"Mr Walrus," said the carpenter,
"My brain begins to perk
We'll sweep this clear and in a year
If you don't mind the work."

"The time has come," the walrus said,
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And while the see is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Kaloo Kalay no work today
We're cabbages and kings"

Oysters, come and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasant walk
A pleasant talk
Would be a shear delight
Yes and should we get hungry on the way
We could stop and ah, have a bite!!
But mother oyster winked her eye
And shook her weary head
She new too well it was much to soon
To leave her oyster bed
"The sea is nice
Take my advice
And stay right here" mom said

The time has come my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And while the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Kaloo Kalay come run away
With the cabbages and kings

Now ah, let me see
Ah!! A loaf of bread is what we clearly need
(And how about some pepper, salt and vinegar?)
Ah yes yes of course of course
Now oysters dear, if you are ready
We shall begin the feed
Feed
Oh yes ah, the time has come my little friends
To talk of food and things
Of pepper corns and mustard seeds
And other seasonings
We'll mix 'em all together
In a sauce that's made for kings
Kaloo Kalay we'll eat today
Like cabbagges and kings!!

I, I wait for you I, oh excuse me
I deeply sympathize
For I've enjoyed you company
Oh much more than you realize
"Little oysters, little oysters??"
But answer there came none
And this was scarcely all because
They'd been eaten
Every-one

THE TIME HAS COME!!!!

Were cabbagges
And kings!!!!
The End

[Mrs. Nesbit]

In a World of My Own

Cats and rabbits
Would reside in fancy little houses
And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers
In a world of my own

All the flowers
Would have very extra special powers
They would sit and talk to me for hours
When I'm lonely in a world of my own

There'd be new birds
Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds
Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds
Within that world of my own

I could listen to a babbling brook
And hear a song that I could understand
I keep wishing it could be that way
Because my world would be a wonderland

[Mrs. Nesbit]

I'm Late

'm late!
I'm late!
For a very important date!
No time to say "Hello", goodbye!
I'm late!
I'm late!
I'm late!

I run and then I hop hop hop
I wish that I could fly
There's danger if I dare to stop and here's the reason why

You see I'm overdue
I'm in a rabbit stew
Can't even say "Good-bye", hello
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm overdue!
I'm really in a stew!
No time to say "Goodbye", hello!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

[Mrs. Nesbit]

The Caucus Race

Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus race

Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top
Never a beginning
There can never be a stop

To skipping, hopping, tripping fancy free and gay
Started it tomorrow
But will finish yesterday

'Round and 'round and 'round we go
Until forevermore
For once we were behind
But now we find we are be-

Foreward, backward, inward, outward
Come and joing the chase
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus race!

[Mrs. Nesbit]

How D'Ye Do and Shake Hands

How d'ye do and shake hands
Shake hands, shake hands
How d'ye do and shake hands
State your name and business!

You go through life and never know
The day when fate may bring
A situation that may prove to be embarrassing
You're face gets red
You hide your head
And wish that you could cry
But that's old fashioned
Here's a new thing you should really try

[Mrs. Nesbit]

All in the Golden Afternoon

Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips
And the sun is like a toy balloon
There are get up in the morning glories
In the golden afternoon

There are dizzy daffodils on the hillside
Strings of violets are all in tune
Tiger lilies love the dandy lions
In the golden afternoon

There are dog and caterpillars and the copper centipede
Where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life
They lead...

You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All in the golden afternoon

All in the golden afternoon
The golden afternoon...

You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance

The golden afternoon!

[Mrs. Nesbit]

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