Benefits of Being a Woman

[Arielle]

Here are the Benefits of Being a Woman:

• We got off the Titanic first.
  
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
  excuses.
  
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central character in a computer game.
  
• Taxis stop for us.
  
  
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  
  
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
  
  
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  
  
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  
  
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  
  
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
  
  
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
  privates are still there.
  
  
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  
  
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
  picture them naked.
  
  
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  
  
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  
  
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  
  

Thought this might make the day of most of the women here

[squidie]

yeah well thats what you say

[Arielle]

Indeed

[kimmykins83]

Lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it! ;D ;D ;D

Hee hee, great list there Air Head, thank you very much for posting that, it's just put the biggest, most smuggest grin on my face ever!

[Arielle]

Awseome! Glad I made someone happy.

[kimmykins83]

arielle said:

Awseome! Glad I made someone happy.

I've always loved girlie things like that

[Arielle]

LoL! Then you needed to be added to my email list. I send out things like that and get things like that constantly

[~Princess Ariel~]

Oh, so true. I said yes to all of them and laughed at most of them. And i think i should add this to my e-mail list too. Its great.

[Arielle]

Thanks

[kimmykins83]

arielle said:

LoL! Then you needed to be added to my email list. I send out things like that and get things like that constantly

Add me then! ;D

My email address is:

[e-mail]

[Arielle]

Are you like serious? I will if you are

[kimmykins83]

arielle said:

Are you like serious? I will if you are

I am, why shouldn't I be?

[KhAoS]

Very nice

Guys are still better

[Skybird14]

arielle said:

Here are the Benefits of Being a Woman:

• We got off the Titanic first.
  
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
  excuses.
  
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central character in a computer game.
  
• Taxis stop for us.
  
  
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  
  
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
  
  
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  
  
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  
  
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  
  
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
  
  
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
  privates are still there.
  
  
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  
  
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
  picture them naked.
  
  
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  
  
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  
  
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  
  

Thought this might make the day of most of the women here

Hehe. I love this stuff. I've got a book of stupid men jokes that I just dip into when men have annoyed me.

[kimmykins83]

I have the New Woman Little Book Of Bloke Jokes which is so hilarious ;D