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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:14:26 GMT -5
Dont be shy.
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 6, 2006 23:17:37 GMT -5
where is my blue and brown tie? is it still at the cleaners?
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:18:57 GMT -5
i picked your mud and blue tie up fresh and clean today
next
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 6, 2006 23:20:21 GMT -5
mud? it's not on the tie rack? is it in the car?
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:22:02 GMT -5
would you quit divulging our private life? Next thing you're going to do is tell people we sleep in the same bed.
Now onto questions that matter
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 6, 2006 23:24:33 GMT -5
and what's wrong with that? i merely asked for my tie, you know monday is very important to me and i need my favorite tie. did you feed tiddles? because if you did the litterbox was not tended to.
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:26:48 GMT -5
Listen, I did you a favor and dropped off your tie along with all of your other un-needed necessities. I dont have a sort of "tracking device" on all of your clothing. Speaking of, please pick up the room, you have clothes laying everywhere.
Questions people, questions.
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 6, 2006 23:31:02 GMT -5
i mean if you take on the responsibility of doing something follow through. the reason for the clothes is i'm trying to pick for monday but now that you have lost my blue and brown tie i have to start from scratch
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:33:37 GMT -5
I "misplaced" a tie, not a whole wardrobe.
You begged me to bring that thing to get washed, and I did. I strictly told you to go pick it up yourself.
Speaking of responsibility, I didn't feed tiddles. Thats your living, breathing, crapping cat.
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 6, 2006 23:40:35 GMT -5
you lost it, better yet i bet it's hanging at the dry cleaners because you neglected to pick it up. thanks a lot did i not tell you that i really needed it by monday, and what is tomorrow? sunday. and what is closed on sunday? all businesses , with the exception of churches and snowball stands. and if memory serves me right, when we were standing at the petsmart adoption you committed to help me take care of tiddles. crumbling printing paper into a crinkley ball and making a "cat toy" does not constitute pet ownership commitment
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:46:19 GMT -5
Listen close, because I'm not repeating this. I remember you saying that you'd pick the thing up. I swear, I should record you sometimes. You told me if I drop it off, you'd go pick it up. It'd be an "even deal" as you said. Well, Mr. Even Deal, please explain to me why it becomes my problem to pick up your dirty tie.
I am not a cat person. You wanted that cat, and threatened me with a guilt trip if we walked out of there without tiddles. Cats dont know the difference between a crumbled piece of printing paper, and a cloth ball. With me as a witness, the cat still played with it.
As for your "missing" tie, that all of the sudden became my responsibility, wear something else. What am I, Mother Teresa?
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 6, 2006 23:52:30 GMT -5
no i said since i dropped off and picked up the last batch of dry cleaning that if you got this one, the one with my missing blue and brown tie, that we would be even steven. and you stood there while i filled out the adoption papers from the animal rescue league and vowed to care for, love and accept tiddles, not to just crumble up paper every now and then and toss it .
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 6, 2006 23:59:09 GMT -5
I've fed it...once.
Get the thing an automatic litterbox and bowl. Its simple things like that which make life go 'round. Are you telling me that your 'mouse toys' are any better than my crumpled up pieces of paper? wrong
mine are cost-effective. Everyone who has a living, breathing brain knows that cats dont care what they play with, as long as they are entertained.
Why should I even have to pick up your clothes? You got your own clothes dirty..you act like I sat there and threw mud at you. For the fifth time, pick up our bedroom. Its not a welcoming site to see your repugnant clothes laying around in the bedroom. If I trip on a pile one more time, I'll burn it. Then all of your clothes will be gone, along with your lost tie.
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Post by Geoffrey Jellineck on May 7, 2006 0:21:45 GMT -5
those things are noisy , they have a machine that moves that rake back and forth, that could cause tiddles to fear his litter box. the water dispenser is sufficient, if he had access to food all day he would gorge himself. i'm just saying that you are not keeping up your end of the bargain, the chart on the fridge shows you have feeding duty this week, that means that at least once you should have cleaned the litterbox, preferably twice , this week. and maybe we can limit the homemade cat toys to 5 or 6, because the whole upstairs is inundated with crumbled papers. my clothes are color coordinated, now i can rule out the blue and brown pile, as my tie is not with us. the rest i have to decide tomorrow for monday. what about the magazines and your ipod constantly living in the master bathroom? do i complain? no. we all have our idiosyncrasies.
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Post by Chuck Noblet on May 7, 2006 0:31:29 GMT -5
Yes, we all do have our idiosyncrasies, but some are more annoying than others. Like you and your constant complaining about me losing your clothes.
Your tie is not with us? You act like it committed suicide. I merely misplaced it. It wasn't my responsibility anyway, but I was a nice guy and picked it up...but lost it. Believe me, you told me that if I dropped it off, you'd go and get it. Now these poor people have to sit here and hear you complain about your missing tie, which you can easily go out and buy. You know that stores are still open on Sunday. Its not like the world dies on sunday [minues churches and snowball stands].
No one is going to notice [except maybe you] that you had to re-do your whole outfit idea. How long would that take, anyway. 5 minutes? 10 minutes tops?
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