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Post by redruby on Sept 29, 2005 18:20:04 GMT -5
You can fly alright, but you miss the 747 that comes in the other direction and you fly into the engine... Salsa for everyone! I wish I had a water proof toaster, so I could save some time by eating my breakfeast toast in the shower.
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 20:45:55 GMT -5
Sure, take your toster in with you. But the only way they could make it waterproof was to turn it into a wild, tazmanian devil. Now you're toast. I wish I could become a very happy person in real life
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Post by Joy on Sept 29, 2005 21:29:00 GMT -5
Ah, yes, you're happy, but everything bad is happening to you.
I wish I had an unbreakable, indestructable computer that will always work.
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 21:30:49 GMT -5
Okay, but that computer goes wild. It has all of your account info (credit card numbers, passwords, ect)... I think you see where this is going. To make a long shory rather short, you are now ruined.
I wish that I owned the internet!
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Post by redruby on Sept 29, 2005 21:36:21 GMT -5
Granted. But you also get all the spam, spyware, virus and all the other suspect stuff that lives on the web into your computer...
I wish I could sleep alittle better...
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 21:38:57 GMT -5
Okay. How about you sleep a lot better? In fact, you make it through the night without nightmares, hot sweats, and any other thing that may haunt you. But... things become worse while you are awake and you discover you can only sleep for one hour and feel totally rejuvinated. That means 23 hours straight of pure torture.
I wish that it was raining!
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Post by Joy on Sept 29, 2005 21:39:35 GMT -5
Granted, but that lasts for about a minute.
I wish for a perfect world.
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 21:40:57 GMT -5
Okay, you get a world so perfect that the perfect things start attacking the other perfect things in their quest to become more perfect.
I wish that I didn't have to deal with my biological dad anymore.
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Post by redruby on Sept 29, 2005 21:56:55 GMT -5
Granted. But insted you get 20 other guys that follow you, claming that they are your father. And did I mention that they all are members of the russian mob?
I wish I had a new pen.
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 21:59:04 GMT -5
Okay. And we'll put a light on it too! But it has a mind of its own, so it writes what it wants to write. So instead of a beautiful love letter, you get a page full of profanity. Wish I could get a DVD burner
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Post by redruby on Sept 29, 2005 22:02:02 GMT -5
You get a zippo lighter and a chiesel.. Happy burning...
I wish I lost another kilo...
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 22:04:43 GMT -5
Okay, but you find two more. Wish I had a hug
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Post by redruby on Sept 29, 2005 22:16:14 GMT -5
You get a hug... From a 10 meter long vicious anaconda...
I wish I was with my princess...
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Post by Arielle on Sept 29, 2005 22:17:20 GMT -5
Okay! Wish granted. Just so happens that the princess of your country is actually a man in a dress. Have fun!
Wish I could figure out what to do.
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Post by redruby on Sept 29, 2005 22:23:33 GMT -5
(Actually I meant Esme...) But you are right... Crown princess Victoria looks very much like the King in a dress... *shiver*
Now to your wish: You sign up to big brother and survivor and 20 other reality shows...
I wish I had a handgrenade...
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