Bad wish game

[LauraHonest]

granted but it attacks your feet

i wish i didn't have a headache

[Yan-yan]

granted but you'll have a stomachache

i wish i can post here everyday

[Donald Duck]

Granted, but everyone will think you're annoying

I wish I could get off the computer to make me some food.

[Yan-yan]

granted but your food will taste horrible

i wish i can be a fast poster

[LauraHonest]

can't but you will get bored because no one can keep up with you

I wish my internet worked correctly

[Yan-yan]

granted but it'll be slow in a couple of minutes

i wish our internet isn't slow

[LauraHonest]

granted but then it will crash

I wish i had more jelly beans

[Hello it's forever Joey.]

Granted but the police finds you with all the jelly beans in the world.

I wish I was water!

[Yan-yan]

granted but you'll run away in a sec

i wish i can have the power of air

[LauraHonest]

granted but you are a weak wind

I wish my laundry was done

[KairiOfTheDark]

granted but then the machine will break before you get to use it for what you want ;P

I wish I had a mate who was actually up for going out tomorrow!

[LauraHonest]

granted but then you won't be able to go

I wish i had more jelly beans

[KairiOfTheDark]

granted but theyd be all the ickly flavours

I wish I had some chocolate

[*DVF10*]

Granted but its all meleted

I wish I had more water.

[LauraHonest]

granted but it will be salt water

I wish i had more donuts.